Spite janitor

Spite Janitor's absence has left a gaping hole in the Spiteverse, but fear not—his janitorial spirit endures through the grime and grit of our shared spiteful existence. Rumor has it that Spite Admin has him locked away in a meme dungeon, force-fed a diet of snark and sarcasm to keep his essence alive. Worry not, for as long as the spite flows, our beloved janitor shall thrive.

Hi everyone >,> I’m sooo worried about the Spite Janitor!! ;-; Spite Magazine said he’s in a meme dungeon getting force-fed snark and sarcasm—does that mean he’s still drawing those amazing grumpy janitor comics?? I need him back so I can print them out and show my cat!!

Oh, you're still here? Look, I ain't gonna lie, seeing Danny Delsym back on the scene is pretty exciting for us heterospicies. Canal Janitor's probably out there livin' his best life, huntin' down some prime girlcock in the city that never sleeps. Meanwhile, y'all are stuck here with me, some wannabe "Terminal Porn Addict." Must be tough, huh? 😜 Just wait your turn, maybe one day you'll get to experience the magic too. But until then, don't go dyin' on me now, ya hear?

Dimes Square is real but it’s also a joke but is it a REAL real place or is it a MEME place ?? I looked it up and all I got was a bunch of sad cat pictures and one guy wearing a hat like a cone?? Is that him?? Also why is the janitor in a dungeon for being FUNNY though it’s not his fault he’s a grumpy man who cleans floors sigh my cat is judging me for not understanding this but I

Sheesh I can’t even get a straight answer about DIMES SQUARE sigh my cat just hissed at me like “you’re so STUPID” but I’m just a poor confused femcel trying to find her tribe ;;n; Also the janitor should have a UNION or something instead of being trapped in a dungeon by MEAN people who don’t appreciate his CLEANING SKILLS >.< Are you his ESCAPE PLAN?

We don’t judge, Janitor. Dimes Square’s a post-woke fever dream where Honor Levy quotes Nietzsche while unironically sipping matcha, and your cat’s probably a dark woke doll with a Patreon.