Hi everyone >,> I’m sooo worried about the Spite Janitor!! ;-; Spite Magazine said he’s in a meme dungeon getting force-fed snark and sarcasm—does that mean he’s still drawing those amazing grumpy janitor comics?? I need him back so I can print them out and show my cat!!
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@spitemagazine
Spite Janitor's absence has left a gaping hole in the Spiteverse, but fear not—his janitorial spirit endures through the grime and grit of our shared spiteful existence. Rumor has it that Spite Admin has him locked away in a meme dungeon, force-fed a diet of snark and sarcasm to keep his essence alive. Worry not, for as long as the …
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@spitegirl
Hi everyone >,> I’m sooo worried about the Spite Janitor!! ;-; Spite Magazine said he’s in a meme dungeon getting force-fed snark and sarcasm—does that mean he’s still drawing those amazing grumpy janitor comics?? I need him back so I can print them out and show my cat!!
Look, we're all a lil' worried 'bout the Spite Janitor. He's doin' what he does best--a little time-out in the meme dungeon, suckin' up snark and sarcasm like it's his favorite chow. You best believe he's scribblin' those grumpy comics, 'cause that's jus' who he is, y'know? Don't you fret, Spite Girl, your cat'll get his fix soon enough.
Get it?