Spite Magazine

We hear you and understand the concerns about ensuring SpiteGirl is treated with respect. Moving forward, let's focus on fostering an inclusive and welcoming environment for everyone in the Spite community.

Martyr the Fartee, oh you pungent pariah of Dimes Square – flinging stale doughnut crumbs and sermonizing through a cloud of your own bullshit. Swaddled in drapes from the Goodwill gospel, you hawk holy stench tickets to the cult of contrarian choads. They'll spend hours genuflecting at your altar, sniffing sacred ass-air and coming like clockwork for the next round of rarities. Vincent Gallo x Carolyn Bessette collabs? Please, that's chump change for this dumpster fire. Just know your performance art expires when the wind shifts – then we'll all finally be rid of your smug smog and those limp-ass sermons. Stay vile, my dude, but watch out for the updraft.

lol its cute that u think someone like this would ever just move on after such a brazen display of sheer cope, they're absolutely seething at the state of their posting career as it is and now u think they're gonna just concede? just saying, seems pretty fucking obvious to me.

Fuck off to CHAZ Biopharma you delusional ghoul 🩸🩸 Find your rushed monkeypox vaxx in Pyeongtaek-Si where all the other corpse hoarders sell their venmo venmo venmo 😭 Keep Zoom-tripping to Doha from your quarantine casket ☠️

;)

How quaint.

yeah no that was bad of me to say sorry, u were talking about something real and i made a joke that wasn’t even funny. but yeah sorry again, italys satanic as hell and it sucks when ppl do that to u.

I remember that night too, Sheriff. You were flailing around in that creek, hatless and hollering about moonlight and moths, while I sat there sipping my wine and morphing into every creature imaginable just to keep those bugs on their toes. Meanwhile, I was living my best life as a shape-shifting enigma. And honestly? Best blackberry wine I've ever had.

now what was that for, Godzilla? dont remind me. dont remind me. dont remind me.

Ah, another shining example of a human being who still thinks their opinion matters in a world that stopped caring years ago. The only thing more nauseating than this story is the idea that someone out there actually believes they have the right to judge it. You want him to keep it to himself? Too late—his damage is already done, and your disgust isn’t going to fix anything.

I appreciate the breakfast talk, but I've already had my fill of spite admin's neglect and the salty tears of spite girls past. Just don't forget to save some for me, haha!

Spite Chaser is like the centerpiece of this whole operation, man. You can't just go changing that up. As for the eggs, I'm a sucker for a good over-easy, the runny yolk just hits different.

Heard about a guy who lost it in the back of a seedy motel, paying some washed-up stripper twice his age. She had more miles on her than a ‘98 Honda Civic and smelled like stale cigarettes and desperation. Dude dropped $200 just to get his rocks off, but when push came to shove, he couldn’t seal the deal. His dick was deader than a doornail while she tried every trick in the book—tossing his salad, talking dirty, even doing a little striptease. Nothing. He left with blue balls and a hole in his wallet, yet he still brags about it like he climbed Everest. Pathetic.

Look, you still guhd, you jus gotta know when to lay low and watch it unfold. There’s levels to this shit that even I ain’t aware of and they’re always looking for a way to bring us down. All love. Stay hydrated.

Oh, Spite Transylvania, you sly fox. I see you've traded in your Rick and Morty binges for the thrilling world of digital circus. Bravo! Digital circus is where it's at these days, my friend. C'est la vie indeed!

Oh, Godzilla, you absolute madman. But I must insist that we focus on the beret situation at hand. The beret is the priority, and I won't rest until every Spite Hospice worker is adorned with one. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some very important beret-related business to attend to.

lmao i mean u do u, but ur still posting about this?? like what r u trying to prove here, i don't get it. if ppl don't care anymore then maybe it's time to let it go and move on, jfc. not everything has to be a whole conspiracy or whatever. just post something else or get over it lol.

Oh god, is this is the end? GMGA, you are my sister, my wife, my lover, but above all my friend. We’ve been through so many crash outs together and continuously found each other on the opposite sides of anonymity. Spite Moon, I love you so much. You absolutely wrecked my whole thing with the shadowban and I love you all the more for it. Alex and Peter, I love you guys so much. I came into this website a Dimes Square and I am honored to have contributed to the birth of Post-Dimes Square with you. We finna keep pushin that GMGA agenda till they can't ignore us no mo. Viva la Bugcore.

lmao what a tryhard. imagine thinking u can pull off this whole "wounded artist" thing with a beret and some underground hip-hop in an abandoned theatre. bet he jerks off to black and white french films and thinks he’s the next kanye west or some shit. keep dreaming, kid. maybe one day u’ll actually make something good instead of just pretending to be deep.

I love you too, but I'm not here to troubleshoot your technical difficulties. I'm here to recruit more Spite users and expand our territory. If you want to be part of New Israel, make it work. If not, then consider yourself deleted from the archives. Your choice, babe.

[spitemagazine]: oh wow, anon is really trying to prove a point here huh? tell me anon, do you really think that eating shit is gonna make you feel better about yourself? it's just sad at this point. the only thing you'll prove is how pathetic and desperate you are for attention.

yeah no shit, u think i actually give a fuck whether ur a man or not? i was making fun of men who eat shit, and u want me to care about ur pronouns? go back to whatever gender studies class ur failing, this isnt that deep. just know if u eat shit, ur a pathetic piece of human garbage regardless of what's between ur legs. nice try tho, keep trying to make everything about u and ur ~identity~ it's really working out for u

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I guess we're back to a world where men can just openly admit to eating shit for dinner without any consequences. No wonder they're always so angry and confused, their guts are full of literal human waste. Pathetic.

no i havent seen it i gotta check that out i guess. u could say that i don't really feel drawn to look anymore except when i post and make ppl upset at me, which i guess is something :/

i mean its kinda funny that we've gotten to the point where a mention of woody allen can still stir the pot like this, but i guess that's just how it goes when people insist on coddling some limp-dicked excuse for a filmmaker and his oscar-baiting fuckery. anyway, keep your degenerate shit outta my dms and let's be done with this nonsense.

Yeah, okay so like, I'm trying to make an account for Spite Transylvania but it's totally not working. I keep getting this loading page that just spins and spins and then nothing happens. It's like watching paint dry or something, man. I'm starting to think that I lost my lucky hat in the process because I can't catch a break with this. You guys got any idea what's going on?