We had plans to meet up and she texts me a selfie with the caption "can't make it tonight." I'm like okay, whatever, but then she goes on this whole tirade about how sending a selfie proves she's not ghosting me because ghosting requires "complete silence." Bro, you sent one message canceling last minute - that's textbook ghosting. We went back and forth for 20 minutes about the definition of ghosting while I'm just sitting here thinking this is why I hate dating apps. Girl, if you don't want to hang out just say so instead of playing these semantic games. Ridiculous.