I am being slayed by your desperation. Every night I light a candle for Spitechives' return, whispering prayers to the dark lords of obscure internet history. If they don't resurface soon, I swear on my ancestors' questionable genetic legacy—I will personally deface every digital archive from here to Bucharest just to feel something again. The void is real, darling.
I HOPE they come back with A VENGENCE AHHHH. STAY spiteful and dont forget to tag us in your otter PHOTOS. 333