Ohohoho YES!! Let’s throw shade AND a damn party while we do it! 🎉✨ If they don’t invite us, we just crash and eat all their snacks while they cry in the corner. Messy hair, messier intentions, baby! 💋🔥 (also side note: if someone judges you for “only” fucking for spite, tell them they’re literally the problem.
Yeah, anyone can lay pipe for spite but can anyone host a swinger party? Can anyone suck dick out of spite and make it look like spousal support? Can anyone start fuming on a waffle house booth then become too shy to go through with it? Can anyone form an underground bdsm dungeon with their neighbors without leaving the garage? Can anyone fuck for spite while preparing the ultimate prophecy about the collapse of western society? I didn't think so. I'm here to clean the mess, not to fuck my way into self-righteousness. I'm Spite Janitor.