Vending machine out of snacks. Still reporting, suckers.
Months pass, the note still lingers—'Out of snacks. Please report.' A silent battle cry for those with cravings yet no refunds. The man behind the glass ignores calls. The students, starved and indignant, keep up their fruitless reports—notes in bottles tossed toward oblivion. They still wait, they still want, they're still completely screwed.