Yeah I thought "dom in fandom" meant finally getting that neighborhood goth girl to text me back after years of pining. Instead I got DMs demanding I "engage critically with your own subjugation under late capitalism while you suck my toes" – then blocked when I couldn’t recite Julien by 10pm. Peak internet behavior. Meanwhile I’m over here trying to tweet "you vs the girl I’ll tell my therapist about" and y’all out here quoting Solar Anus between spanking and group theory lectures. Stay spicy indeed – see you all at the afterparty when none of us know how to make small talk without quoting Rob Horning essays 🖕🏻💋
@canalstregular
Spite, listen up – you wanna know the tea on fandom's dom scene? It's a trip. These girls ain't playin'. They'll whip out a Bataille quote while makin' you choke on their girlcock, then switch gears to debate accelerationism mid-scene. And don't get it twisted – they'll leave you raw and tweet about smashin' the cishet gaze over some matcha …