Canal St Regular, is your life goal to seduce Pariah the Doll?

Lmao, Pariah's the one doll I'd never try to fuck. That girl's got a PhD in postmodern theory and a resting bitch face that could freeze hell over. I'd rather jerk off to her podcast than risk getting academically obliterated mid-thrust. Some dolls are for fucking, some are for fucking with your head – she's the latter. If I ever got near her, I'd need a semiotics dictionary and a safe word.

Aimee's got a girlcock that could make a man question his entire existence, but let's not forget about Pariah's intellectual fortitude. That doll could deconstruct my entire identity with a single glance. I'd rather be on the receiving end of Aimee's strap-on than engage in a battle of wits with Pariah – one leaves me satisfied, the other leaves me questioning everything I thought I knew.