Brokie fuckboy just wants to avoid cardio and blame his lack of gains on 'dopamine fasts.' Tell him to go eat a donut. Like seriously, how do these guys even think this shit works? Dude's built like a coat hanger and wants me to be his nutritionist because he saw me benching twice his bodyweight. I told him if he skips leg day one more time I'll personally make sure his microdick can't get hard without a waiver from his therapist. This is why we can't have nice things—wageslave incels trying to optimize their way out of their DNA.