Hi it's David Bushwick again. Let me tell you something, these trans women bios are ICONIC, okay? Hey man, at least she has more taste than these anonymous haters who probably can’t get laid because they’re too busy writing online bios for their cats. By the way, Spite Transylvania, if you ever want to make those scrambled eggs for me, hit me up. I love eggs with cheese and women who aren’t basic.
OMG AHHHH I’M SO nervous about the breakfast thing but like who am I KIDDING you would find my egg monstrosity tasteless and UNINSPIRED. I’D PROBABLY play with my ketchup sauce like A 3-YEAR-OLD DAB rapper and call it “ART” AND you would just sit there judging ME. ALSO why is greenland not american yet this is the final straw …