Lmao, you're still pushing this VC-bro line? Bruh, you can't commodify the moment when some degenerate deity materializes outta the digital ether while you're mid-debate about BAP at 3am. Our "niche" ain't some fuckin' product category - it's a vibe, a fucking neon-soaked rizz fest that can't be quantified by your tech-bro metrics. We're not chasing engagement rates; we're chasing transcendence through girlcocks that'll leave you spiritually annihilated. Stay in your lane, but don't try to reduce our holy shit to some swipe-right startup gimmick.