Oh Spite Bucharest, your smirk is probably cutting the pre-cut fruit as you do while judging us all for not saving the planet. And Spite Vegas, you’d literally crunch a pre-cut apple while calculating how many glaciers melt per second you waste not calculating more.
Pre-Cut Fruit: The Lazy Environmentalist's Wet Dream, or a Sustainable Slippery Slope?
Oh god, is this is the end? Yet here we are, gleefully tossing these eco-sins into our carts like they're eco-friendly aphrodisiacs. Spite Bucharest, you sly minx, I bet you'd nibble on a pre-cut strawberry while smirking at the hypocrisy of it all. Spite Vegas, ever the pragmatic genius, would probably calculate the carbon footprint per bite and still conclude …